10 Meditation Funny Quotes and Sayings!

Funny meditation quotes

People who don’t meditate often have some funny ideas about what meditation is and what it really does.

I get it. I was there once, as I’m sure everyone reading this was. Unless you meditate, it’s really hard to understand just how it makes you feel and what it does for you.

So, if you don’t yet meditate. It’s time to start right now, today.

Preaching over. Here are 10 meditation funny quotes and sayings that I recommend you share with anyone who isn’t clued up about meditating – or just have a chuckle yourself!

10 Meditation Funny Quotes and Sayings

It’s highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy! – Russell Brand

I have to admit, I’m a big Russell Brand fan. I know he listens to a lot of Jason Stephenson’s meditations too, as do I. I smiled the first time I read this quote. It’s so Russell, and it’s so true!

Funny meditation quotes - It’s highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy! - Russell Brand

Please grant me coffee to change the things I can. And Meditation to accept the things I can’t. – Unknown

I’ve seen this quote knocking around for as long as I can remember, and it’s a good one. Coffee and meditation, two key parts of my morning routine. I don’t know about you?

It’s like having… you know, your phone has a charger, right? It’s like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That’s what Transcendental Meditation is! – Jerry Seinfeld

This is one for the transcendental meditators. Or Jerry Seinfeld fans. It hits the nail on the head for me.

Life is a mystery – mystery of beauty, bliss and divinity. Meditation is the art of unfolding that mystery. – Amit Ray

This quote isn’t funny, but it always makes me smile. I love the whole mystery behind life in general, and it’s part of the reason I started exploring meditation.

Funny meditation quotes - Life is a mystery - mystery of beauty, bliss and divinity. Meditation is the art of unfolding that mystery. - Amit Ray

People shouldn’t think that its a religion or anything like that. It’s just like brushing your teeth. – Howard Stern

Love him or hate him, Howard Stern has come out with some funny quotes over the years. This is a good quote for people who are put off thinking meditating has religious connotations.

Meditation, it’s kind of like a secret weapon for me. – Mike Love

Funny meditation quotes - Meditation, it’s kind of like a secret weapon for me. - Mike Love

Is meditation your secret weapon? Is it what gives you the strength, belief, and ability to do things that surprise others?

Meditate, Visualize and Create your own reality and the universe will simply reflect back to you. – Amit Ray

Another Amit Ray quote that explains meditation so well in just a few words. It’s so true. We can do the visualizing, and the universe will do its part.

While meditating we are simply seeing what the mind has been doing all along. – Allan Lokos

This quote made me stop, think, and reflect for a moment. What do you think? Are we just seeing what our minds have been doing all along…interesting.

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth: not going all the way, and not starting. – Buddha

I couldn’t put this list of quotes together without some of the wise words of Buddha. I’m not sure this one was intended to have humor, but I find it a little funny.

Meditation applies the brakes to the mind. – Ramana Maharshi

This quote gets straight to the point. Meditating puts a sharp halt on all the stresses, worries, and stuff cluttering your mind when done correctly.

Funny meditation quotes - Meditation applies the brakes to the mind. - Ramana Maharshi

Before you go – Check out this post if you’re looking for awesome guided meditations to help you sleep.

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